I must begin with the requisite inanities that give blogs their reputation:
8:02am: the alarm went off and I got up. I thought I hit "dismiss", but I found out ten minutes later that I had actually hit "snooze".
8:07am: had some coffee.
8:14am: started making an omelet.
8:29am: munched the omelet. It was yummy.
8:37am: got in the shower. It was nice and warm.
8:51am: got dressed. Fun, fun.
9:03am: logged into work from home to check email. Nothing important going on.
9:57am: went to Costco to pick up some stuff.
11:34am: left Costco and went to work.
....okay, enough of that, I can't stand it any more. I'm sure there's some excellent humor to be extracted from heckling stereotypical blog posts, but in the effort to convey vapid insignificance I am boring myself to death.
